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I’ve Got 99 Problems, But a Starter Ain’t One

$35.40 AUD (plus tax)

Flat loaf? Dense crumb? Mystery liquid on top? Take it up with the starter. Except you can't, because the starter is fine. It is the one thing in your kitchen that is doing exactly what it should.

This shirt is for bakers who have fed the same jar for years, named it, defended it, and once drove home from a trip early to keep it alive. Your hydration is questionable, and your oven runs hot, but the jar thrives.

  • Doubles in 6 hours, unlike your plans for the weekend
  • Survives neglect, vacations, and your in-laws' "just having a look"
  • Best worn when someone says sourdough is "too much work"
  • Starter ratio not included; ask me anyway

I'm geeky, so you don't have to be.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I’ve Got 99 Problems, But a Starter Ain’t One Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

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C Sleeve length

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