He’s Geeky So I Don’t Have to Be Hoodie
Somebody has to measure the pH, weigh the flour to the gram, and bake the same loaf four times to see what changes. It doesn't have to be you.
This hoodie lets you take credit for knowing about hydration, fermentation, and crumb structure without ever opening a spreadsheet. The back says "Foodgeek" in big letters, and underneath, in smaller print: "He's geeky so I don't have to be." That is the whole division of labor. I run the experiments, and you wear the results.
- Perfect for bakers who like the science, but only after someone else has done it
- Starts conversations with anyone who recognizes the name, and a few who think it's a nice hoodie
- Safe to wear near a kitchen, though the flour will notice
I'm geeky, so you don't have to be.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Foodgeek
- Email: contact@support.merch.foodgeek.io
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
He’s Geeky So I Don’t Have to Be Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|
