I’m Not Old, I’m Well Fermented
Age is just time and temperature. Leave anything alone long enough under the right conditions, and it only gets deeper, tangier, and more complex. You are no different.
This shirt is for bakers who have been around long enough to develop character, a few bubbles, and strong opinions about hydration.
- Fully proofed, never underfermented
- Survives the 3 AM bulk fermentation check without complaint
- Best worn while telling someone their starter “looks fine”
- Features a loaf with a confident ear and no apologies
I’m geeky so you don’t have to be.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Foodgeek
- Email: contact@support.merch.foodgeek.io
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I’m Not Old, I’m Well Fermented Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|